No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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