My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i would one night stand the shit outta him
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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