Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
someone owes me an orgasm
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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