dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Hey
Gfdhklhgfxzyuikl$
GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Randomize
