i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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