dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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