I wanna bring you to show and tell
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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