Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Randomize
