i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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