My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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