that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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