Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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