She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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