Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's rum buckets o'clock
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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