it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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