jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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