The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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