O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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