I just googled if crying burns calories
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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