But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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