SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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