she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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