I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Are my feet made of real feet?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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