I just saw a hot homeless man
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Damn victory sex feels great
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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