What tipped you off? The sombrero?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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