Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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