is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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