Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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