My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I am available for nakedness
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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