Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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