1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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