chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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