apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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