Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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