Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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