I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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