A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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