All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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