just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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