just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
