Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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