Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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