I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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