Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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