how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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