Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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