Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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