turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
