I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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