I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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