using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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