their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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