She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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