i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
As shirtless as possible
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize